In the beginning, God created the moustache...and it was good. Then he took the next 6 days off, because when you've nailed it, treat yourself to a lie-down.
Australia, your prayers have been answered! Chopper has started his own religion, in his own image and is now giving hell to the almighty.
There is a new 'mo-ssiah' for a new age and he's holier than Oscar Pistorius' bathroom door.
Thou shalt harden up and become a Chopostle! So gather round and be healed by Bogan Jesus!
Moderate content (suitable for ages 15 and over).